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do you ever wonder what health and mana potions taste like
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Being on top of the sexual food chain is a lot of pressure.
anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.
if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once
Cloak App — An Antisocial Network
Cloak reads the geo-data info from your friends’ Instagram and Foursquare accounts, then lets you know exactly where they’re posting from—obviously, so you can avoid them. “Wait, Gary from sales is at the supermarket? OK, I suppose I can fast tonight.” We’re not sure what Gary ever did to you, but you can avoid him, your ex-girlfriend, your boss, or any hockey mask-wearing, ax-wielding maniac who’s considerate enough to post the locations of his slayings.
It’s currently free in the app store
I have actually thought of this…and now…it has been created. Antisocial’s think alike.
INTROVERT APP YES.
INFP | The Healer-Idealist
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.
Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.
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